I’ve had the longest 7-9 kind of week…
* Your kid has lice! You catch them in time but you almost burn the house down what do you doooo
* You keep your house from burning down but your air conditioner needs to be replaced what do you doooo
* Your suddenly unlivable house means you must now relocate your niece’s birthday party! You move it to the grandparents’ but they have a family friend die and must cancel all social engagements what do you doooo
If I were a player in my game I’d be so ready for a dungeon.
Sorry, man. Time for some fresh dice.
I’m not even scoring any XPs along the way. No hard misses, DW-style, and no way am I rolling my sexy AW stats. I’m smart and hot, right?
Right? Hello?
God, the MC sounds like a right *****.
Dungeons are usually underground, which makes them cool, and full of treasure and beat devices, which makes them great for birthday parties.
Open Your Brain to the Whiskey
I hate weeks like that (in all their various and glorious variations). I hope things improve.
You’re just using the 1e Battlebabe playbook. Can talk tough, but can’t back it up. Just switch to the 2e version. They fixed it. 😛
Might as well earn some checks…(hugs!)
Don’t drop your torch. The GM can extinguish that thing without a word. *pffft* and you’re in the dark. Just you and the damned yappin’ kobolds.
Go camping! Might find a little fun adventure along the way.
Paul I suggest start using a binary resolution mechanic.
Jesus, bro. Not to compare stories, but I know just how you feel.