Mine is literally, and slowly falling over, with rotting floorboards and a broken window, and a door which comes right off it’s rotten hinges when you open it. It currently contains a wooden couch frame an old lawn mower ad a bunch of bedraggled tools.

And spiders. And some kind of rodent (I know because the couch cushion was gnawed through) , and more spiders. Our cottage is down the road from Shilob’s layer.