Player One is Brand, his job is to sip coffee and make oblique and judgmental statements that contain no actual value.

Players Two to Four are Judd, Adam, and Paul. Their job is to actually have a substantive conversation and work things out. However, they must all stop every time one of them makes a comment and see if Brand wants to make an oblique comment.

When Brand does so, everyone must spend 5 minutes talking about his comment, or ignoring it but doing so uncomfortably, before going back to the actual conversation.

Continue until someone punches Brand.

…. I’m so going to win Golden Cobra.