“Oh, is that a Melf’s Acid Arrow you just cast?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Well, I’m sure you didn’t know this when you learned the spell, but Melf is deeply-invested in exploitative practices. Some of the goblins in the Melf holdings overseas are little better than slaves! They also have their magical fingers in all sorts of MMO research — that’s ‘magically-modified organisms.’ Have you heard of the owlbear? That’s why I only use magic missiles. Force damage is all-natural.”